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Line of the day...
...Jerome Moss saying, "I've gotta put this down before I get a hernia or something."
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I can't quit laughing....classic!!
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A tie with the camel jockey, who, when asked to compare riding the two types of animals said, "well, they both have four legs"
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both good lines
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LOL I said the same exact thing on another forum. The beauty of it was he didn't say it for the camera it was more like he speaking what he was thinking to himself. It was great
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Anyone catch Mike Smith's expletive laced comment after they interviewed him and he was on his way to the winners circle with Zenyatta?
I'd like to know exactly who the M-Fer was he was referring to...
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Maybe he envisions Red Foxxe as God.
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I was watching and it was NOT Mike.It was some drunken Jackass in the crowd.
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Well that's a relief, I guess I was surrounded by too many drunken jackasses myself to figure out exactly who said it. That was unfortunate timing for an open mic...
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wow, Mike Smith homies
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I thought it was this fragging idiot, I hope he choked on those words last night in his sleep. And I really really hope they don't put his stupid ass on the air next year.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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i watched the entire broadcast in less than half an hour. gotta love the dvr feature on dish! no boring chatter, no listening to hank or jerry, no randy playing with his fancy board. just post parades and racing.
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