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Old 11-07-2009, 07:13 PM
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...Jerome Moss saying, "I've gotta put this down before I get a hernia or something."
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:26 PM
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I can't quit laughing....classic!!
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:19 PM
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A tie with the camel jockey, who, when asked to compare riding the two types of animals said, "well, they both have four legs"
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:30 PM
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:07 PM
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LOL I said the same exact thing on another forum. The beauty of it was he didn't say it for the camera it was more like he speaking what he was thinking to himself. It was great
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:39 PM
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Anyone catch Mike Smith's expletive laced comment after they interviewed him and he was on his way to the winners circle with Zenyatta?

I'd like to know exactly who the M-Fer was he was referring to...
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:51 PM
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Anyone catch Mike Smith's expletive laced comment after they interviewed him and he was on his way to the winners circle with Zenyatta?

I'd like to know exactly who the M-Fer was he was referring to...
Maybe the jockey aboard Twice Over?
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:54 PM
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Anyone catch Mike Smith's expletive laced comment after they interviewed him and he was on his way to the winners circle with Zenyatta?

I'd like to know exactly who the M-Fer was he was referring to...
I thought that was Mike Smith too. I found it ironic that his little tirade came after praying for about 5 minutes and looking up to the sky to thank God.

Maybe he envisions Red Foxxe as God.
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:54 PM
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I was watching and it was NOT Mike.It was some drunken Jackass in the crowd.
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Old 11-07-2009, 10:06 PM
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I was watching and it was NOT Mike.It was some drunken Jackass in the crowd.
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:51 PM
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I was watching and it was NOT Mike.It was some drunken Jackass in the crowd.

Well that's a relief, I guess I was surrounded by too many drunken jackasses myself to figure out exactly who said it.

That was unfortunate timing for an open mic...
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Old 11-08-2009, 01:10 AM
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Anyone catch Mike Smith's expletive laced comment after they interviewed him and he was on his way to the winners circle with Zenyatta?

I'd like to know exactly who the M-Fer was he was referring to...
Obviously you did not catch it either, that was not him....give me a break.
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Old 11-08-2009, 07:07 AM
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wow, Mike Smith homies
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:11 AM
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I thought it was this fragging idiot, I hope he choked on those words last night in his sleep. And I really really hope they don't put his stupid ass on the air next year.

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Old 11-08-2009, 09:31 AM
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I thought it was this fragging idiot, I hope he choked on those words last night in his sleep. And I really really hope they don't put his stupid ass on the air next year.
Hindsight is 20/20 but I can probably find a massive list of people who agreed with him pre-race. I bet against Zenyatta as well... she was an underlay given the circumstances. If they kicked a colorful character off TV everytime they were wrong, there would be on one left.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:39 AM
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Hindsight is 20/20 but I can probably find a massive list of people who agreed with him pre-race. I bet against Zenyatta as well... she was an underlay given the circumstances. If they kicked a colorful character off TV everytime they were wrong, there would be on one left.
There is a difference between being colorful and being embarrassing.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:42 AM
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There is a difference between being colorful and being embarrassing.
There are lots of flamboyant people in TV. That's his shtick though, always has been.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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There is a difference between being colorful and being embarrassing.
Which column does this guy fall in?

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Old 11-08-2009, 09:48 AM
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i watched the entire broadcast in less than half an hour. gotta love the dvr feature on dish! no boring chatter, no listening to hank or jerry, no randy playing with his fancy board. just post parades and racing.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:56 AM
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Which column does this guy fall in?

The big giant idiot category. I can laugh at him though, the English guy not so much.
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