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Old 01-22-2010, 10:36 PM
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Had an erection last longer than 4 hours.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:39 PM
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:02 PM
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Wow, how do you reply to something like that?


















Uuhhh, Congratulations Kev, you must be so proud!
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:10 PM
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Hmmm is this what drugs means when he says facepalm? I get it now....
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:02 AM
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Wow Kev, at your age you're already seeking assistance in that department?
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:27 AM
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i'm sure kev didn't just call the doctor....
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:44 AM
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i'm sure kev didn't just call the doctor....
Why you peeking in my window and telling everything you know?


I didn't really have a 4 hour erection. Sh*t, a 4 minute one would be nice...
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:54 AM
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Hmmm is this what drugs means when he says facepalm? I get it now....
I'm sure Doug has another meaning in mind
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:08 AM
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:21 AM
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Why you peeking in my window and telling everything you know?


I didn't really have a 4 hour erection. Sh*t, a 4 minute one would be nice...
Lol. You're forgetting I've lived 24 years with a guy. I know how you think!! He'd tell everyone too.
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Old 01-23-2010, 11:43 AM
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reminds me of the last time I visited a friend in the hospital. Guy in the next room would masterbate every 5-6 hrs for relief. I walk by a room a couple doors down and a guy is getting a BJ from a nurse. I ask what the heck is that and am told he has Blue Cross while the other guy is on a HMO plan.
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Old 01-23-2010, 05:07 PM
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reminds me of the last time I visited a friend in the hospital. Guy in the next room would masterbate every 5-6 hrs for relief. I walk by a room a couple doors down and a guy is getting a BJ from a nurse. I ask what the heck is that and am told he has Blue Cross while the other guy is on a HMO plan.
Now that RHT knows what a facepalm is, maybe you can explain this post to him as well.
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