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Old 06-01-2010, 12:53 PM
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Separating from the global warmer in chief.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:53 PM
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:01 PM
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Al knew that, once he invented the Internet, he would go after hotter chicks.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:03 PM
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After 40 years, you might as well just suck it up and go till you croak.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:04 PM
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Happier times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziBwP...layer_embedded
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:18 PM
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People like to try new rides. That Mountain ain't so Magic anymore.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:38 PM
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The constant fight over food becomes too much for some fat people. There's only so much refrigerator and kitchen cabinet space to go around.

Incidently the same phenomena occurs to skinny couples in the form of closet space
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Old 06-01-2010, 10:36 PM
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I read somewhere that he was tired of her CO2 emissions and she was tired of his methane gas
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:21 AM
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That was funny.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:07 AM
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Looks like there was no global warming in the Gore house.
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Old 06-02-2010, 05:09 PM
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I blame Bush.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:51 PM
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Wonder if they have gas masks?
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:57 AM
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I blame Bush.

That's probably pretty close to the truth.
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