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08-17-2010, 10:50 PM
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Ah think we need to do it!
A limerick thread, that is.
Who is gonna go first? 
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08-17-2010, 11:01 PM
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Do I have to remind you of the Christmas song thread of 2008, again? 
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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08-17-2010, 11:05 PM
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Ooooh I knew you'd do it with me.
 C'mon, you start. I shall ponder. (... and yes I will never forget the lovely songs. We created art.) 
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08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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  You ponder and I'll sleep on it. Maybe I'll feel more creative in the morning.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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08-17-2010, 11:11 PM
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There once was a "man" named Moss
Who thought he was the motherf.ucking boss He ducked and ducked While the game was completely f.ucked Shame the horse wasn't owned by Randy Moss
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08-17-2010, 11:21 PM
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 Stonegossard is mad cause i said i liked him so much id give head andys not around hey wheres chuckles the clown? Is cardus retired or dead? lurker calls clydie poo gopher? i think he'd like to be his chauffer they could drive round the cah sol if its not a big hassle and watch fredymo blow his shofar geeker boy he loves his feline he pets her while capping woodbine but on the other hand i imagine fat man kicks his dog during races - he's swine. Vic S gets in fights all year his groupies protect him and sneer he calls some posts sharp tho he prolly thinks a carp has more depth and brains than some do here Oh God there's a thread on Russ Baze? Coma coming on, where's my chaise? Big fish in small pond 90 brunettes to one blonde he's as dull as Rutherford B Hayes. I guess we need one here for doug what rhymes with that besides drugs? We must include socks *****, cum, and his **** wonder if he does that on the rug.
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08-17-2010, 11:35 PM
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We're doing limericks today. Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow.
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08-17-2010, 11:45 PM
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Made love to Gooey..yup, ah di-yud
She gave me some phooey..as I flipped her li-yud She has a great dupa I whacked it like Krupa He gave me, to save me Sweet Debbie's wine, Right off the vine I swallowed it down...tasted her sound I am innocent when I dream when I dream I am innocent when I dream O=:>
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08-17-2010, 11:52 PM
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Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.
Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene. No more passes... limericks only!
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08-17-2010, 11:56 PM
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We've Gone Delirious
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08-18-2010, 12:11 AM
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I do as I please. Fucl< you.
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08-18-2010, 09:58 AM
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Clyde was the resident predator at Nerdy Trail
Most of his posts were epic fails You never know where he might lurk Many people think he's a jerk But ever needed I would post his bail
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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