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Old 08-30-2010, 06:23 PM
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Default 21 year-old gets arrested for posing as a 14yo and playing 8th grade football

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Old 08-30-2010, 07:34 PM
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sounds like something you would do Doug
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:40 PM
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sounds like something you would do Doug
The more original response would have been....
Did you hear about the 26 year old guy from Erie Pa who tryed to play on the 8yr old girls soccer team?
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:40 PM
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I would get thrown out of the game in the first quarter.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:42 PM
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I would get thrown out of the game in the first quarter.
Maybe Equibase needs gym heroes?
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:32 PM
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They let Greg Oden get away with it.
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:09 PM
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The more original response would have been....
Did you hear about the 26 year old guy from Erie Pa who tryed to play on the 8yr old girls soccer team?
I haven't been 26 in almost three years - and why did you pick Soccer? Because I'm not a fatty who gets winded so easily?

After your sisters face is on the receiving end of a torrential blast of my genetic material ... you'll only hate me more.
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I haven't been 26 in almost three years - and why did you pick Soccer? Because I'm not a fatty who gets winded so easily?

After your sisters face is on the receiving end of a torrential blast of my genetic material ... you'll only hate me more.

I would beat you right now at any sport. Even at my current weight. I would put money up on that. Basketball I would make you look SILLY, TOTALLY SILLY. ANYTHING, FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, ANYTHING...
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:26 AM
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Basketball? I'm 6'3" and I don't wobble around. I doubt it.

Football? How do you beat someone at football? - 1 on 1 football? I've played football games against NFL defensive player of the year Bob Sanders. I think I'd have an easier time getting open with you covering me.

Baseball? I'd school you in whiffleball or home run derby.

Boxing? I'd ko you in 13 seconds if it wouldn't be so much fun to pound away at that body.

A hot dog eating contest maybe?
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:30 AM
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You still lookin for people to come out to Erie?

"Welcome to the first (and probably last ever) DT Olympics"

Gotta admit, I personally might be intrigued enough to take a ride for that............
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I think I'm a favorite to win gold in the 'dress like a douche' category...




I'm 9/2 on the morning line in the 'get high and act stupid' category...




However, the bridgejumpers will be out and hammering me to medal in the 'sock glazing' category.

* no picture on that one.
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Basketball? I'm 6'3" and I don't wobble around. I doubt it.

Football? How do you beat someone at football? - 1 on 1 football? I've played football games against NFL defensive player of the year Bob Sanders. I think I'd have an easier time getting open with you covering me.

Baseball? I'd school you in whiffleball or home run derby.

Boxing? I'd ko you in 13 seconds if it wouldn't be so much fun to pound away at that body.

A hot dog eating contest maybe?

Any of the 4 you mentioned I will win at and I wont box you because even though your annoying, I would not want to hurt you.
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:25 AM
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You still lookin for people to come out to Erie?

"Welcome to the first (and probably last ever) DT Olympics"

Gotta admit, I personally might be intrigued enough to take a ride for that............

Im not going there, He comes here. Ill put $ up in every sport he mentioned.
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:28 AM
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Basketball? I'm 6'3" and I don't wobble around. I doubt it.

Football? How do you beat someone at football? - 1 on 1 football? I've played football games against NFL defensive player of the year Bob Sanders. I think I'd have an easier time getting open with you covering me.

Baseball? I'd school you in whiffleball or home run derby.

Boxing? I'd ko you in 13 seconds if it wouldn't be so much fun to pound away at that body.

A hot dog eating contest maybe?
Football 1 on 1 tackle with an all time quarterback who is not going to cheat.

Baseketball inside 2 and 3's to whatever. 35 is fine you come here we can play right at SUNY ALBANY.

Baseball HRD or fast pitch with the other person pitching, you wont touch me.

Boxing Ill crush you so you pick.

MMA Ill likely really hurt you.
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I think I'm a favorite to win gold in the 'dress like a douche' category...



However, the bridgejumpers will be out and hammering me to medal in the 'sock glazing' category.
* no picture on that one
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