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Old 10-15-2010, 02:56 AM
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Default Compelling proof that I'm not gay

It's never hard to get a free haircut - I know a couple different people's houses where I could go and get mine cut - or at least shaved short ... but the problem is that it's something people only want to do when they're drunk.

Trying to talk someone into cutting your hair when they're sober is tough because they never want to friggen do it.

The results ...

* At a wedding despite attempted last minute grooming by others:



* The closest pic I have of vintage long hair in between free cuts from back in the day...



* Horrid mop hiding the vintage Jim the Anvil Nightheart beard in American Eagle shirt



* Trying to look both serial killer menacing and like a complete douche ain't easy .. but I nailed it.



Next time you think about spending any $ on a haircut ... just use this thread as a reminder of how sweet free haircuts are.
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:49 AM
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* Trying to look both serial killer menacing and like a complete douche ain't easy .. but I nailed it.


Great caption!

Congrats on not being gay, I guess.

(Cute Mountaineer pic, by the way).
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Old 10-15-2010, 07:56 AM
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"Don't look at the strange man children."
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Old 10-15-2010, 09:36 AM
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You could also be trying to hard to cover it up.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:53 AM
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* Trying to look both serial killer menacing and like a complete douche ain't easy .. but I nailed it.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:58 AM
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Now that is the best avatar in the history of DT.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:58 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:05 AM
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Now that is the best avatar in the history of DT.
You're just saying that, hoping the one of the guy with the I love midget porn t-shirt never see the light of day again.
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:06 AM
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Now that is the best avatar in the history of DT.
Speaking of avatars, what an adorable photo of Amelia.
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:19 AM
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You're just saying that, hoping the one of the guy with the I love midget porn t-shirt never see the light of day again.
Dude, I loved that one. I thought it was great
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:20 AM
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Speaking of avatars, what an adorable photo of Amelia.
Thanks. She's the greatest
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:21 AM
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:27 PM
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:26 PM
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thud!!
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:40 PM
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Fact you feel so comfortable starting a thread like this, shows everyone that society has a LO-ONG LO-ONG way to go. What other group would you feel so comfortable proving you aren't a member of? Then, people wonder why they kill themselves? Look here. Look right here........... Would Steve have you on air next week if you insulted Blacks, Latins, etc.? I doubt it. I bet he has you on soon, though, because this is still considered "o.k." to do.

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Old 10-15-2010, 05:36 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:29 PM
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will you fucl<in' stop it!!



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Old 10-16-2010, 05:12 AM
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You aren't kidding. Holy jeebus.
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:41 AM
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outstanding work
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