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07-17-2011, 10:47 PM
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As none of you probably know....
I run a super-secret, invite-only message board for the ultra elite.
We may or may not be in the process of recruting right now. Probably not. But if you want in, and your name is something other than Indian Charlie or GB BOB, apply here. On my board... Unlike Pace Advantage, we do not prefer substantive discussions and arguments among a wide group of people without high-quality handicapping skills who scream from the mountaintops - with every last thing they post - "I'm a major fucl<ing dork" and CJ Unlike here, My Miss Storm Cat, Sightseek, Genuine Risk, Paisaq (or whatever Thebby's handle is) etc. would never be allowed to post until they whip out a digital camera and either A.) present pictures of a meal they've cooked or B.) present us with a clam-shot. Basically - THE board for the Super Elite is the place you go to when you want to call Todd Pletcher a F@ggot or just laugh at Scav. So, ever wanted to run with the big boys? You might want to hitch up your diapers there, sport - and apply right now. 
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#2
07-17-2011, 11:06 PM
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Juan Carlos Guerrero has been cracking on Cannon Shell from his Smart Phone pretty good the last few days.
If Cannon Shell gets the approval - we could have our first piece of quality board drama. 
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#3
07-17-2011, 11:12 PM
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Sorry Betsy ...
You could have pictures of yourself making a 7-course meal topped off with Fudge Truffle Cheesecake and rasberry topings - PLUS - a picture of your taint... Still wouldn't be enough for you to get in.
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07-17-2011, 11:18 PM
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07-17-2011, 11:24 PM
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You're in Vol Jack.
We needed a token chubby Southerner to add some diversity. Congrats.
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#6
07-17-2011, 11:27 PM
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FREDDY MO!!!
That MO Fo' is IN!!! Mo is a posting God. Just caught him lurkin. Just threw a net over him Jew ass. About to lock him in a cage to admire forever. He is now our national Board-treasure!
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#7
07-17-2011, 11:30 PM
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Rollo Tomasi?
1st ballot Hall of Famer in my book. A man who posts to your level only when he wants to. Welcome aboard. sir.
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#8
07-17-2011, 11:31 PM
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Kasept's lurking up in this Mo'Fo.
I can get you IN! man. Just please, no selections and no big words.
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#9
07-17-2011, 11:35 PM
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PhilCski?
Good Italian man and his wife has a ton of delicous meat in the chest area of that sweater of hers. Niiiiiiiice. Sorry though bud, tough beat for you. You're excluded solely on the basis of one faggy pink shirt.
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#10
07-17-2011, 11:40 PM
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__________________
please use generalizations and non-truths when arguing your side, thank you
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#11
07-18-2011, 12:04 AM
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DaHoss?
Prolific as hell - and often a good read. But, Fucl< him. That's a no vote. He could be a solid addition - but he's a closeted adversary of mine - and it would be only a matter of time before he starts attempting to pick off our ivory tower residents with NYRA-supplied air rifles.
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#12
07-18-2011, 12:06 AM
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Letswastemoney?
Very underrated poster. He just gets it. Reads, reads, reads some more - and when he does chime in - it's often for the betterment of the board. Welcome aboard, sir.
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#14
07-18-2011, 12:10 AM
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10 PT Move-up?
Good guy - like the West Coast slant he brings. However, he's a total Creepy McCreaperson with a disgusting crush on Mike Smith. Out for now.
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#16
07-18-2011, 12:19 AM
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Morty?
Simply put - some experiments should not be given the opportunity to fail. Thoroughbred Champions is his Promised Land ... no idea what's he still doing here. As far as the Super Elite Board goes - He's OUT!
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#17
07-18-2011, 12:23 AM
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King Glorious?
His IQ and racing smarts is somewhere in between 'bag of hammers' and 'box of rocks'. He's an annoying contrarian who fiends for those long drawn-out Pace Advantage style substantive discussions and arguments ... but like almost every poster at PA .... he's someone who preaches the Wine while drinking the Water. OUT!! He and Indian Charlie should go start a board somewhere.
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#18
07-18-2011, 12:33 AM
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DaTruth?
This is an easy call - if for no other reason than because this man BRINGS the positive reinforcement for me as good as anyone... and does it without looking like a nutsack slobbering jackass. I've always wondered: Why can't people just love me? I live for positive reinforcement, in the older days, guys like BTW knew of my insecurities in that regard. He would give me just enough props and pats on the back to keep me stable. It's a public and private service, and it meant a lot. DaTruth knows I have some very serious validation issues, and that my daddy never loved me ... he makes me a better poster - I make the board better. IN!
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#19
07-18-2011, 12:36 AM
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Hockey2135?
I guess Hockey1 through Hockey2134 were all taken? Super gay screen name .... but very solid young poster. IN!
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#20
07-18-2011, 12:41 AM
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LARHAGE?
Fucl< Garret Gomez, Fucl< Jerry Bailey, and anyone who thinks Aaron Gryder isn't the suckiest jockey to ever make it on a big circuit is no friend of mine. OUT!!
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