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Old 11-21-2011, 11:40 AM
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The stars of the family are all back just in time!!

My youngest brother -- was just released from prison again.

His troubles with the law all started here:




his concert days at 17...




The oldest brother was released from the hospital last week -- after getting run over in his own driveway, with his own car, by his own wife, while his own kids were in the car. He pressed no charges and is still living (happily I'm sure ) with his wife.
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:49 AM
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The oldest brother was released from the hospital last week -- after getting run over in his own driveway, with his own car, by his own wife, while his own kids were in the car. He pressed no charges and is still living (happily I'm sure ) with his wife.

maybe he had it coming.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:25 PM
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maybe he had it coming.
I am already planning some jokes and comments to say to stir the pot.

My other older half brother is the biggest square in the world. He was in the Air Force and was stationed in Kuwait during the Iraq war and does air traffic control work now. He listens to right-wing radio in the car on his drives to and from work.

The only semi-normal one is my full brother.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:31 PM
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so, how did they explain to the kids? perhaps you could ask if he's looking into a career as a speed bump?
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:10 PM
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At least you were honest and didn't claim it for yourself!
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The only semi-normal one is my full brother.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:14 PM
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Dougie, Is you're girlfriend making an apperance at Thanksgiving dinner? (that is if you guys are still together)
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:15 PM
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how many kids are in this family??
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:33 PM
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Dougie S.

Your threads are better than any reality TV I'm aware of. Have a happy Thanksgiving and God bless your crazy family.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:39 PM
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Dougie, Is you're girlfriend making an apperance at Thanksgiving dinner? (that is if you guys are still together)
No -- she has to work Thursday. I've got her on Wednesday though.

She's still doing her home run trot on Facebook thinking she's got herself a prize to brag about.

She's like posting pictures of me eating pumpkin roll and ice cream at 4AM.





Nothing wrong with late night snacks.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:43 PM
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His troubles with the law all started here:

Ooo, a 40 cal. No gangsta 9 mm, that's a real gun. Nice!

Still, I think he was illegally profiled. After midnight, lights off, "high rate of speed," hardly sounds suspicious.

Finally, is the placement of The Cell Block advertisement coincidence, or the work of a shrewd, up and coming Erie Times advertising employee?
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Hooray for festive holiday threads!!!
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:29 PM
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Dougie, Is you're girlfriend making an apperance at Thanksgiving dinner? (that is if you guys are still together)
If anyone wants to see a pic I would make her my avatar for a few days. I think Dougie would be OK with it, especially with all the jabs he has thrown my way over the years.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:34 PM
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Joe do you have any pictures of you and her with Doug? That would be a photoshop goldmine.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:35 PM
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Joe do you have any pictures of you and her with Doug? That would be a photoshop goldmine.
No, but upon request she will be my avatar for a few days.
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If anyone wants to see a pic I would make her my avatar for a few days. I think Dougie would be OK with it, especially with all the jabs he has thrown my way over the years.
If you are on Facebook, wouldn't you be able to see it anyway?
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If you are on Facebook, wouldn't you be able to see it anyway?
If you knew her name.
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No, but upon request she will be my avatar for a few days.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:56 PM
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Pole Dancing with a chick who would make a prime Hogging Conquest.

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