Broodmares of some recent good horses

[Calzone Lord]

Found some of these in a folder.


Summer Bird's dam:



Looks like she hated turf.


Funny Cide's dam:



Talk about a bum.



Giant's Causeway's dam Mariah's Storm at the peak of her form:



She broke her leg at Keeneland at age 2. The movie Dreamer was supposed to be based on her.


Dam of Zenyatta and Balance:



She was a freaking slowpoke but good stamina. Best form came at 10 to 11 furlongs.

[PatCummings]

Doubtful that Funny Cide's dam debuted in 2005, that was a half to Funny Cide.

http://www.pedigreequery.com/belles+good+cide

[MaTH716]

Why is the track and race info blacked out for Mariah's Storm?

[justindew]

Not Funny Cide's dam, you big dumb idiot.

[slotdirt]

I believe, if memory serves, that Funny Cide's dam was named Belle's Good Cide, or something like that.

[Calzone Lord]

Dam of Big Brown:




Dam of Pioneer of the Nile:




Dam of Quality Road:





Dam of Rag's To Riches:

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

I believe, if memory serves, that Funny Cide's dam was named Belle's Good Cide, or something like that.

Blame it on the old files.

[Calzone Lord]

Dam of Point Given ... this is an old school marked-up 1995 racing Form. She ran for claiming tags but was fast.

[Calzone Lord]

Here is the dam of Discreet Cat, Discreetly Mine, and 2nd dam of Awesome Maria.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by PatCummings

Doubtful that Funny Cide's dam debuted in 2005, that was a half to Funny Cide.

http://www.pedigreequery.com/belles+good+cide

Yes -- Rockside was the dam of millionaire Rule and she was a half sis to Funny Cide.

I only put (Funny Cide) for file.

[robfla]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Why is the track and race info blacked out for Mariah's Storm?

I'll take a stab at the answer.

It was an old scan file he used in a trivia thread - because he is too lazy to scan again

[Calzone Lord]

Dam of Uncle Mo:




Dam of Dr. Fager in for a claiming tag:




Dam of Man O' War:




Dam of Seattle Slew -- also ran for a claiming tag:

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by robfla

I'll take a stab at the answer.

It was an old scan file he used in a trivia thread - because he is too lazy to scan again

Correct.

[Calzone Lord]

This daughter of Discovery was the dam of "the gray ghost" Native Dancer:




This daughter of Discovery was the dam of Bold Ruler:




Dam of Mineshaft:




Dam of Hard Spun:

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by justindew

Not Funny Cide's dam, you big dumb idiot.

I have a song to dedicate to you...

My daddy took advantage of me when I was three.
A reacharound that Old Man did give to me
After a few sips from a bottle of cheap booze.

Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "JustinDew"

Well, he musta thought that it was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lot of folk,
My ass has gotten kicked my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd get wood and I'd give him head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a fag named "Dew"

Well, I grew up queer and became a queen.
My ass got more action than Charlie Sheen.
I roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the truck stops and gay bars
And slap that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was the Castro District in mid-July
I’d just gotten home and my anus did cry
For my friend Scud’s cock, which I often blew.
My Hershey Highway, that street of mud,
Is where I wanted Scud's - that great big thud,
Who talked dirty to me, his sweet little "Dew"

Well, I wanted his tool and wanted it bad
He’d worn out my sphincter better than anyone had,
And I loved that vein on his snake (the one with one eye).
He was big and as steamy as RockHardTen,
And I looked at him and my blood ran hot
And I said: "My name’s 'DEW!' How do you do!?
Now unzip your fly!!"

Well, I sucked him hard and he jizzed in my eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a mouth load and spit it into my ear.
And I busted a nut right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kissing and a' fondling in the cum and the blood from my rear.

I tell ya, I've sucked off bigger men
But I really can't remember when,
He was hung like a mule – it seemed to stretch for a mile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his rod but I got to it first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Justin, the Nerdy Trail is rough.
And if a bitch with a Jap flag avatars gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I can't always be there to help ya along.
So I give ya the password to my facebook site.
(You know how to post pix, right?)
Post the one where I whip it out of my thong."

He said: "Despite my size, your ass is still tight
And I know you love me, and you earned the right
To blow me again, until I shoot my goo.
And ya ought to thank me before I say goodbye,
For the semen in ya guts and the jizz in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that reamed you, JustinDew'"

I got all choked up yet still swallowed his cum
And he plowed me again until I was numb,
I linked him to my KentuckyDerby.com blog and said “Thank you.”
And I think about him once in a while,
Whenever I do, it makes me smile.
And though I’ll never have a son, if I did I’d name him
FreddyMo or GPK! Anything but JustinDew! I still hate that name!

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I have a song to dedicate to you...

My daddy took advantage of me when I was three.
A reacharound that Old Man did give to me
After a few sips from a bottle of cheap booze.

Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "JustinDew"

Well, he musta thought that it was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lot of folk,
My ass has gotten kicked my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd get wood and I'd give him head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a fag named "Dew"

Well, I grew up queer and became a queen.
My ass got more action than Charlie Sheen.
I roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the truck stops and gay bars
And slap that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was the Castro District in mid-July
I’d just gotten home and my anus did cry
For my friend Scud’s cock, which I often blew.
My Hershey Highway, that street of mud,
Is where I wanted Scud's - that great big thud,
Who talked dirty to me, his sweet little "Dew"

Well, I wanted his tool and wanted it bad
He’d worn out my sphincter better than anyone had,
And I loved that vein on his snake (the one with one eye).
He was big and as steamy as RockHardTen,
And I looked at him and my blood ran hot
And I said: "My name’s 'DEW!' How do you do!?
Now unzip your fly!!"

Well, I sucked him hard and he jizzed in my eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a mouth load and spit it into my ear.
And I busted a nut right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kissing and a' fondling in the cum and the blood from my rear.

I tell ya, I've sucked off bigger men
But I really can't remember when,
He was hung like a mule – it seemed to stretch for a mile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his rod but I got to it first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Justin, the Nerdy Trail is rough.
And if a bitch with a Jap flag avatars gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I can't always be there to help ya along.
So I give ya the password to my facebook site.
(You know how to post pix, right?)
Post the one where I whip it out of my thong."

He said: "Despite my size, your ass is still tight
And I know you love me, and you earned the right
To blow me again, until I shoot my goo.
And ya ought to thank me before I say goodbye,
For the semen in ya guts and the jizz in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that reamed you, JustinDew'"

I got all choked up yet still swallowed his cum
And he plowed me again until I was numb,
I linked him to my KentuckyDerby.com blog and said “Thank you.”
And I think about him once in a while,
Whenever I do, it makes me smile.
And though I’ll never have a son, if I did I’d name him
FreddyMo or GPK! Anything but JustinDew! I still hate that name!

Woah. Maybe you should write songs for Tosh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

[Calzone Lord]

I prefer to just tarnish great names like Johnny Cash and Justin Dew.

Tosh never wears jerseys or gear for any Big 10 teams. Screw him.

[RockHardTen1985]

His woman is cute.

[Thoroughbred Fan]

Hey, stop the bickering and tell me what these mares have in common. Same paternal line, rasmussen factor?, maternal lines, patterns?

Figure it out. I haven"t yet,waiting for answers.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Thoroughbred Fan

Hey, stop the bickering and tell me what these mares have in common. Same paternal line, rasmussen factor?, maternal lines, patterns?

Figure it out. I haven"t yet,waiting for answers.

They all have had real good horses pop out of their vagina.

Well except Funny Cide's half sib Rockcide. Her offspring was one of the worst millionaires in history.

Other than that -- not much in common. A top horse can come from a crappy race mare. A top horse can come from a poorly bred mare.