Mitt Romeny - "Why don't airplane windows open"?

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This is seriously disturbing regarding Mitt Romney's brain ... for background, Ann Romney's plane had an electrical fire the other day, and had to emergency land. Fortunately all are okay.

Mitt Romney was talking about this yesterday at a fundraiser in California:

Romney’s wife, Ann, was in attendance, and the candidate spoke of the concern he had for her when her plane had to make an emergency landing Friday en route to Santa Monica because of an electrical malfunction.

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said.

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

Poor Mitt ... he just can't have a good day. Ever. Perhaps, if we increase funding for science education, someone can explain to Mitt Romney why aircraft windows are designed not to open. And why airplanes have those dangely "oxygen mask" thingys

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And of course, Mitt is now trending on the internet and Twitter again ...

A screen door in every submarine! -President Romney, probably
— @jess_mc via web

My wife was almost in a car wreck, and it got me wondering, why don't cars have wings?!
— @drgrist via TweetDeck

Stop it. This is hard. How am I supposed to know how airplane windows work? #YouPeople
— @ravenb via Twitter for iPhone

Mitt Romney's first act as president: Air Force One turned into a convertible.
— @EricKleefeld via web

If you're sucked out of an open airplane window, just go to the emergency room. #romneymemesunited
— @drgrist via TweetDeck

If airplane windows don't roll down, how does the pilot stick his head out the window to make sure his dog is okay? http://t.co/...
— @indecision via web

Roll down the window of the passenger to your right if they are unable to do so themselves.
— @droogie6655321 via web

Car elevators #RomneyPlaneFeatures
— @TweetsMessage via web

#RomneyPlaneFeatures ETCH-a-sketches for everyone!!!
— @Maui_Fire_Dad via TweetCaster for iOS

Balcony #RomneyPlaneFeatures
— @GBN

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