The Haters Guide to the Oscars

[GenuineRisk]

The same writer who brings you the Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog does it for the Oscars.

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-...ars-1761005108

[Pants II]

So the writer is 18 years old roughly and actually cares that much about the Oscars?

You should send him a case of astroglide.

Po' Will and Jada. Lemme pander to them see if I can get a fist bump down the road.

[Pants II]

My bad this fat-faced Aussie is my age. He is an esteemed writer for Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Deadspin...pretty much any terrible far-left internet site that will give him money.

How many times can he put any variant of f.uck in an article?

I especially liked his column on Ben Carson. A fat-faced white cuck (since he's obviously a brainwashed liberal) goes after a black man who became a doctor.

Nothing racist about that. Cause you know the fat-faced white cuck from Australia is totally not racist. It's not like Australia has had a problem with racism.

Yeah this guy you could go back in his family tree and find nothing but champions for minorities.

The con game is up, liberals. We have someone under FBI investigation who let 4 of our finest die in some wasteland. And hell she won't get charged for that.

But we're more concerned about BEN CARSON 5th place in the primary. Had zero shot either way and anyone who could fog a mirror could tell you as much all the way back to June of last year.

[Crown@club]

He praised Fury Road???!!!

That was 2 hours of my life that I want back.
Great 30 minute action start to where in the f this movie went. There was a plot? Dialogue was awful. I was hoping for a bomb to end this mess of a movie, that would had wiped out all characters including Max. No thanks if a sequel to this crap is made.