Juicy BC Insider Nuggets

[blackthroatedwind]

OK fans, here it is, just for you, my dearest and closest friends, some highly secretive but VERY thrilling pieces of inside dirt from the upcoming BC that only I, this boards biggest and baddest insider, know....

1 ) Discreet Cat WILL run in the BC Classic...however they have switched lip tattoos with Invasor...so expect a big wake-up by " Invasor "

2 ) Sun King, who was entered riderless, will be ridden by Hall-of-Famer Braulio Baeza in an attempt to help Baeza through his recent, and unfair, legal troubles.

3 ) Gorella will run in BOTH the BC Mile and F&M Turf in an attempt by Patrick Biancone ( he's my friend...don't ya know ) to settle all disputes on Derby Trail as regards her chances in both races. I don't want to suggest that I had a LOT to do with this....but I am BIG BIG BIG!

4 ) In an attempt to get her to overcome her hanging ways, Balletto will be sent to the lead in the already speed laden BC Distaff. While this may seem unorthodox, and daring, coming from a " throw caution to the wind " outfit like Godolphin I hardly think this should catch an of us by surprise.

5 ) Despite less than impressive recent form, Hurricane Run will run in the BC Turf, as Coolmore obviously realized the dearth of talent in America for that race. " He could win with three legs " trainer Aidan O'Brien was heard to crack recently.

Now, remember friends, this stuff is all hush hush....so don't spread it around to more than your thousand closest friends. And, of course, as this is the internet, I assume no accountability on the wild off-chance that ANY of these nuggets turns out to be false ( let's say " less than true "). Remember....I'm just trying to help.

Don't step on the nuggets, folks.

[paisjpq]

did all of these come from a cingle source?

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

did all of these come from a cingle source?

I have many sources......MANY. I would never rely on a cingular one.

[Cajungator26]

Funny, Bethani...

Wherever did you get that lovely sense of humor that you've got going on?

[paisjpq]

please tellme...do you know anything about sircular kway?

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Funny, Bethani...

Wherever did you get that lovely sense of humor that you've got going on?

flea market in NY

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

please tellme...do you know anything about sircular kway?

No matter how much I give there are always some that want more.

I have a few as well!!!
Balleto and Perfect Drift have been seeing a sports pyshologist(same guy who treated Arod) and he has overcome their personal demons, they've both got the heart of a lion now.

J Paul Reddam is ordering that his two year olds who will take serious money be run off the board, hes crunched the numbers and has concluded that by having both two year olds tank, that he will make more money by the projected vistits to Cash Call by tapped out players than he could make by winning the races, even including residual value!! Jose Ferrer will be named as a late rider replacement to both horses.

Originally Posted by paisjpq

please tellme...do you know anything about sircular kway?

Circular Quay has emerged from his polytrack disaster with an inferiority complex and a strange fear of tires. Everytime a car drives by he rears up on his hind legs and runs back to his stall.

[Scav]

What if they put Oracle in a straight jacket and put him in a cell with polytrack as the floor?

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

very funny stuff...and a derbytrail er will hit the pick six with cute names..

Originally Posted by Scav

What if they put Oracle in a straight jacket and put him in a cell with polytrack as the floor?

Lansdon's suite doesn't have polytrack, he payed the extra 10 grand for the traditional one.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

very funny stuff...and a derbytrail er will hit the pick six with cute names..

How sweet and cute of you to say....

Originally Posted by Scav

What if they put Oracle in a straight jacket and put him in a cell with polytrack as the floor?

Through time he'll lose the use of his legs due to being unable to keep his footing.

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

very funny stuff...and a derbytrail er will hit the pick six with cute names..

More likely we will have 8 posts in a row before each race by Seattle that hes putting his last remaining money on the even money shot, ending with a win bet on 12 shot Bernadini.
Just remember all you pik-6 players, if you single Bernadini you will be up against the dreaded Seattle jinx. It could stop a train from rolling downhill.

[Mike_79]

Only thing you left out is the stunning development of Bernardini being taught to run backwards. With the race essentially being handed to him within horse racing internet communities worldwide, Sheik Mo figured this would be a fair way to level the playing field. Word has it that they only want to do this in order to allow Bernardini to laugh and stick his tongue out in the faces of his competition. I for one can't wait.

In case you're wondering where I received this scintilating information from, I got word from my 3 garbage men, Enrique, Dwayne, and Greg, earlier this morning. They know a guy that knows a guy.

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Through time he'll lose the use of his legs due to being unable to keep his footing.

More likely just develop hind end problems and soft tissue issues. I'll stick with the carpet thanks.

Originally Posted by Mike_79

Only thing you left out is the stunning development of Bernardini being taught to run backwards. With the race essentially being handed to him within horse racing internet communities worldwide, Sheik Mo figured this would be a fair way to level the playing field. Word has it that they only want to do this in order to allow Bernardini to laugh and stick his tongue out in the faces of his competition. I for one can't wait.

In case you're wondering where I received this scintilating information from, I got word from my 3 garbage men, Enrique, Dwayne, and Greg, earlier this morning. They know a guy that knows a guy.

I think I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that those guys know and he said the same thing to me at the gas station this morning.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

very funny stuff...and a derbytrail er will hit the pick six with cute names..

Hooves, if that happens, I will eat my ticket!