"The Kentucky Derby as Told by the Horses"

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This New Yorker piece by John Kenny is pretty damn funny. It's the Derby, as told by Maximum Security, Country House, War of Will, et al. For example:

"War of Will: There was a party. It was crowded. It was very hard to meet anyone, since we were all in little rooms and then we were running, like, crazy fast. I don’t know why we were running or whose idea it was to run, especially so fast. I also didn’t know where we were going. Also, my name is Greg, not War of Will. I don’t know what that even means or why people call me that."

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2...-by-the-horses

I doubt you'll regret the time to read it!