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Straight from the horse’s mouth..but they don’t know a horse’s head from its ass...
Tried this years ago but it never got off the ground.
But hey, now there's Twitter where you can drill for oil all day long and have no problems tapping into a septic tank... ***From the Twitter of Tom Ryan, some sort of lamprey affixed to SF Racing. I think his credentials include some sort of work for a Coolmore satellite entity and a Saudi racing authority: Quote:
Nashville just retired. He was a freak up to the second point of call according to your idol Elliot Walden. He should be siring Belmont winners in no time if you can get enough NYRA officials lobotomized before they consider your proposal… Quote:
Good thing all other retired Belmont winners had the good sense to win other important (and shorter) races. You know, other than the Test of the Champion. Quote:
What does the Belmont have to compete against? The Easy Goer on the undercard? Quote:
You want the United States to start using the metric system? Can I get a Royale with Cheese with that? |
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**Not from Twitter, but I wanted to see how the "modern" breeders' darling Mastery was doing at stud, so I went straight to the source (i.e., the horse's ass) at claiborne.com and found this:
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To be fair, maybe they were interviewing Baffert on his way down to the winner’s circle… |
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I think Claiborne would be willing to trade Mastery and his Advert page for Pappa Clem and some Dogecoin
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The Easy Goer is no more. Fortunately, or unfortunately, nobody has as of yet told Tom Ryan that social media is not for him.
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Just more nebulous nonsense from BBB |
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Before You Get Abused, Criticized, and Accused/Just Race a Mile in Your Shoes
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“Career”? He has 3 total starts thus far and averages 5 months in-between each. He’s like a train hopper from Steinbeck novel that shows up for the annual wheat harvest to make a little money to keep himself awash in moonshine the rest of the year… Quote:
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Good idea to try to tweak his running style…whatwith the whole extra furlong to navigate… Quote:
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Most of the time, he looks like he’s just standing in his stall… Does he look fast in the stall?
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Sometimes it seems we spend more time talking about horses that don't run than horses that do.
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Just more nebulous nonsense from BBB |
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Of course, we're more likely to spy Jesus Christ in the front row of Elvis's comeback concert at Shea Stadium next Octember... |
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I didn't mean you...I meant all of us in the game.
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Just more nebulous nonsense from BBB |
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Trainer: Fenwick Will Be Tough if He Gets His Way
Well if Fenwick has any horse sense his way entails being entered in a first condition allowance on the undercard. Quote:
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Man, I’m all for counting the small victories but next your gonna tell me that your confident he'll pass the horseshoe inspection… Quote:
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Fenwick will be hard to outrun except the trainer believes Epicenter will easily outrun him?
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As I recall, "that guy" Ed Sexton was the stable manager and he took the horse away from Nick and then made himself the trainer.
Hard to believe that one didn't work out well.
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Todd Pletcher, new trainer of 2021 Champion Juvenile Corniche:
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I'm sure it's fine though; all the other plans for this horse have come to fruition. He got a "freshening" after the BC...has yet to start since. He was a Triple Crown contender...they are running the Belmont Stakes today. His owners wanted to stay loyal to Baffert...he's now in Pletcher's barn. He went to Pletcher because Baffert can't train until July 2 and the horse was supposed to return to the races in June...his first race back is now supposed to be July 31. His race in June was supposed to be a prep for the Haskell & Travers...he's targeted a 6.5f sprint a week after the Haskell. |
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The real horses of the year (1986-2020) Manila, Java Gold, Alysheba, Sunday Silence, Go for Wand, In Excess, Paseana, Kotashaan, Holy Bull, Cigar, Alphabet Soup, Formal Gold, Skip Away, Artax, Tiznow, Point Given, Azeri, Candy Ride, Smarty Jones, Ghostzapper, Invasor, Curlin, Zenyatta, Zenyatta, Goldikova, Havre de Grace, Wise Dan, Wise Dan, California Chrome, American Pharoah, Arrogate, Gun Runner, Accelerate, Maximum Security, Gamine |
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I forgot to watch it live but I did watch a replay on my iPhone.
Kinda wished I didn't because the instant mythologizing from a myriad our esteemed turf writers makes for an infinitely more interesting race. Apparently to some, he smashed into the side of the gate at the break, lost 3 lengths to the field, was checked hard TWICE, was boxed in for half the race, then blew by that horse that lost the Discovery like he was standing still all before being geared down in the stretch. That...is one magic loogie...er...horse. Jeff Siegel says he's as good as Spectacular Bid but not as accomplished..."just yet". He must have inside info that Flightline has been working on an advanced degree in Astrophysics during his time away from the races and is close to patenting the first workable time machine so he can go back and have a 2yo and 3yo campaign (and an early 4yo campaign for that matter). Of course, if the evil Bizarro Spectacular Bid gets his hooves on the time machine he might send himself into the future and make good on his dud stallion career by creating a clone army of himself so as to win every rich faux stakes in North America (and the middle east) for generations to come. |
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Rollo, I hope you were able to see this one live today. It was a decent effort.
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The real horses of the year (1986-2020) Manila, Java Gold, Alysheba, Sunday Silence, Go for Wand, In Excess, Paseana, Kotashaan, Holy Bull, Cigar, Alphabet Soup, Formal Gold, Skip Away, Artax, Tiznow, Point Given, Azeri, Candy Ride, Smarty Jones, Ghostzapper, Invasor, Curlin, Zenyatta, Zenyatta, Goldikova, Havre de Grace, Wise Dan, Wise Dan, California Chrome, American Pharoah, Arrogate, Gun Runner, Accelerate, Maximum Security, Gamine |
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Made Country Grammer, Royal Ship, and Express Train look like Grade 3 horses. Of course, they are Grade 3 horses... |
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I laughed..
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