Good Education/Nothing beats it

[GPK]

this story would be really funny, if it wasn't sad.

I rolled into B Dub's last night after work to have a beer with some friends.(wasnt driving ) I walk up to the bar and order my beer. This chick tending bar ask me for my ID.

"Sweetheart, I'm 34 years old. I haven't been carded for alcohol since Moby Dick was a minnow."

"Well, I don't know who that is, so it means nothing to me."

she comes back with the beer..

"Umm...do you really not know who Moby Dick is?"

"Isn't he like a famous writer?"

"Yeah hun, thats it...hes a famous author"

"I thought so..."

[paisjpq]

reminds me of when I was on vacation in our nations capital and some guy asked where I was from...I told him vermont...he said oh, what part of canada is that?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

reminds me of when I was on vacation in our nations capital and some guy asked where I was from...I told him vermont...he said oh, what part of canada is that?

There is ZERO culture out here...backwoods, redneck hillbillys

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by T3B

There is ZERO culture out here...backwoods, redneck hillbillys

honey, even people without culture have usually heard of melville...or at least know that moby dick was a whale, not an author...

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by T3B

There is ZERO culture out here...backwoods, redneck hillbillys

you might be a redneck if


your woking tv sits on your broken tv
if someone says you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see
if you drive in reverse as fast as you can and hit the brakes to empty out your truck bed

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

honey, even people without culture have usually heard of melville...or at least know that moby dick was a whale, not an author...

even sadder...this girl was about 25-26 years old...

...and people wonder why I stay home all the time and not venture out more in this city...

Hell thats not even education.

Thats when you ask what rock have you been hiding under so that somewhere along the line in your life you missed this? What pains did you go through to avoid being exposed to air?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Hell thats not even education.

Thats when you ask what rock have you been hiding under so that somewhere along the line in your life you missed this? What pains did you go through to avoid being exposed to air?

P....I told my buddy there with me that this poor girl was still gonna be pulling draft beers 25 years from now...

[randallscott35]

Not good looking enough for you Kev? She doesn't need to win a spelling bee for you, c'mon.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Not good looking enough for you Kev? She doesn't need to win a spelling bee for you, c'mon.

wasn't even remotely attractive Rand...and if she would have been, that is an instant turn off to me....intelligence is very sexy to me

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Not good looking enough for you Kev? She doesn't need to win a spelling bee for you, c'mon.

but lets hope she doesn't have hairy arms for Randall's sake

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

but lets hope she doesn't have hairy arms for Randall's sake

My ultimate deal breaker. The beer would be sent back if I saw armhair.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

My ultimate deal breaker. The beer would be sent back if I saw armhair.

facial hair tends to the the "in" thing with the local women here

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by T3B

facial hair tends to the the "in" thing with the local women here

Deliverance City. Get out of there. Come up to civilization up here.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Deliverance City. Get out of there. Come up to civilization up here.

how do you know he's not into the natural look

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

how do you know he's not into the natural look

Rand...no thanks...not enough money in the world for me to live in NJ.

Hey Beth...kiss my "natural look"

[randallscott35]

I just meant the north, but you have to go and take a shot at Jersey. No problem.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

I just meant the north, but you have to go and take a shot at Jersey. No problem.

Your my boy...you know that. I think you have some southerner in you. You tend to be too nice to be a Yankee

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by T3B

Your my boy...you know that. I think you have some southerner in you. You tend to be too nice to be a Yankee

I hear that all the time....

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I hear that all the time....

you need to quit eavesdropping on others conversations then gotta be the only way you ever hear that