Best prank you've pulled off?

[packerbacker7964]

The ole vaseoline on the windshield during the rain is a good one. They'll hit them wipers and spread it everywhere. Then they'll have to drive with your heads out of the car because they can't see.

Way back when they used to use those tubular headphones on airplanes my brother did one of the funniest things to my Grandma on a flight to Hawaii. We were in the middle section of a 747, my mom, then bro, then grandma, then me... four across.

He took my mother's cigarette out of the tray and sucked a big drag, pulled my Grandma's headphones out of the socket feeding the sound from a movie she was watching, and puffed the smoke thru her headphones. She sat up startled as smoke poured out of her earphones, looked like her hair was on fire. He then started talking into the tubular hearing device that, "this was the Captain speaking", and they would be, "deplaning as an elderly woman's head was on fire". My poor Grandma's eyes just got huge.

I got very close to throwing up I was laughing so hard. Think I was 16 at the time and I will never forget it.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by turdbucket67

i've got more, and ill share them tomorrow!!!

i've found a reason to continue breathing.

Originally Posted by turdbucket67

you want more! and i got more!!!

this prank actually happened to me... a few years back i passed out at a party(on the couch and my mouth was wide open)... well the hottest girl there decides to pull a prank on me... so she lets go the biggest beer fart right on my face while i was passed out.. it didn't wake me up or anything... but a friend of mine decided to tape it!!! so the next day they told me what happened and i got to watch it go down... at first i was up set.. but how up set can you get when a hot chick sits on your face? i ended up getting her back, but i dont think its appropriate to share on here

How did the rest of your "Jackass" audition go, Shecky?